Remind me to thank John

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. Just my luck, no ice. Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? Yes, Yes, without the oops! Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.

Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.

Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Must go faster. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.

Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

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